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# Thursday, August 31, 2006

Hand held games really started to boom in the 1980's and I was on the band wagon early and often. One of my favorite games was FireFox-F7 (1983), apparently not related to the Clint Eastwood film of the same era. I thought it was great at the time, looking back I cannot see the fascination, but I am now brave enough to say that back then I was a game-aholic ... there was also a version repackaged as Galager.

The Irishm'n found one of his favorites at the Hand-held museum, an [American] Football game that required more imagination than skill. The player with the ball was apparently a flashing led. When lights collided it constituted a tackle! Wow!

Kids today are so spoiled!

Thursday, August 31, 2006 12:29:02 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0] - Trackback
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# Saturday, August 26, 2006

I am a real fan of Ricky Gervais and the original version of The Office from the BBC. I happened upon these two faux training Microsoft videos in Google and could not stop laughing.

Training Video 1

Training Video 2

A real dose of British humor! Enjoy!

Saturday, August 26, 2006 12:20:44 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0] - Trackback
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# Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I have much more appropriate things to blog about ... but this was sent to me by my friends and family back home. I thought it was hilarious!

p.s. I have no political stance to share here, it is just supposed to be funny!

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# Saturday, August 19, 2006

I can only remember as far back as Windows 3.1, when a friend of mine (Harjot Saberwal), introduced me to the world of computing, but here is a comprehensive list from the past 25 years.

Saturday, August 19, 2006 12:16:04 AM (Eastern Daylight Time, UTC-04:00)  #    Comments [0] - Trackback
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# Thursday, August 17, 2006

I often struggle with finding just the right words during performance reviews, and a previous manager once supplied me with a cheat sheet of Performance Appraisal one liners that would help complete reviews for myself and others. Well I have lost that but I have assembled something similar for my own sanity. I always think it a little egocentric to sit down and really think hard about how I can pat myself on the back, so I hope this helps make the experience a little more comfortable for all.

These comments are based on general section headings but some of them can be used in multiple places.

QUALITY SERVICE:
Exhibits superior Knowledge of job content and requirements.
Proposes recommendations that show breadth and depth of knowledge
Exhibits outstanding skills even in the most difficult job situations
Knowledge and expertise is relied on by others

PROFESSIONAL/TECHNICAL KNOWLEDGE & SKILLS:
Knows and applies principles, techniques, technology and practices that demonstrate competency in the particular job function.
Achieves, maintains and demonstrates necessary knowledge and skill level to perform currently assigned work responsibilities.
Keeps informed of current developments.
Understands work procedures

JUDGMENT/PROBLEM-SOLVING/DECISION-MAKING:
Collaborates with others to identify strategies for resolution of customer issues
Demonstrates professional, high-service attitude
Monitors customers’ feedback and acts proactively
Communicates to customers and effectively implements resolution strategies
Always willing to go beyond what may be expected to meet the needs of customers
Anticipates future customers’ needs and creates plans to enhance service
Consistently follows up with customers and others to ensure customer satisfaction and proper resolution

TEAMWORK:
Attempts to use logical reasoning in making decisions and solving problems
Judgment is generally sound and reasonable
Decisions are well thought out
Effectively analyzes problems and formulates practical solutions
Exhibits a high degree of decision Making ability
Takes responsibility for consequences and decisions
Finds unique ways to effectively resolve problems
Promotes an atmosphere of mutual respect and cooperation.
Encourages and supports others.
Provides information, assistance and guidance to others to help them perform their responsibilities.
Volunteers and offers suggestions. Shows courtesy and respect.
Creates a climate for comfortable expression of ideas.
Develops and maintains smooth and effective working relationships with [co-workers], [supervisors], [subordinates] etc
Uses positive methods of interactions with others.
Discusses and explains information with others effectively.
Produces accurate, well-presented and thorough written documents, records and reports.

PLANNING:
Accepts change
Understand the unit’s mission/vision
Develops very good working relationships
Always displays a cooperative attitude and shares knowledge
Effectively adapts to change
Displays a positive attitude towards the mission/vision
Expresses the value of working as a team
Seeks ways to share knowledge or mentor co-workers
Embraces change and helps others to adapt
Demonstrates a total commitment to the mission/vision

INITIATIVE\INDEPENDENCE:
Volunteers for special assignments.
Willingly helps and assists others.
Anticipates needs and takes appropriate steps to meet those needs.
Accepts responsibility and performs responsibilities with limited supervision.
Willingly accepts direction and is open to new ideas.
Demonstrates willingness to learn and grow professionally.
Demonstrates independent thinking and a desire to seek additional challenges.
Can be counted upon to complete duties and responsibilities accurately and on-time.
Utilizes time well and sets appropriate priorities.
Follows through with plans.
Knows when to ask for help when work loads or critical work assignments demand it.
Accepts responsibility and new job assignments.

OVERALL PERFORMANCE:
Exhibits an interest and attempts to improve performance
Duties and responsibilities are regularly met and often exceeded
Projects completed have made measurable improvements to the position and department
Always strives for a high level of performance
Duties and responsibilities are always met and exceeded
Projects completed have provided a significant ...
High level of performance achieved by few

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I am in a review period at work right now and I happened upon the Humor archives, and it included information on what people have apparently said during job reviews. Enjoy!

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig."
2. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus - - - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."
13. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
14. "He's been working with glue too much."
15. "He would argue with a signpost."
16. "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."
20. "A prime candidate for natural deselection."
21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
22. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
23. "Takes him 1 hour to watch 60 minutes."
24. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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